Epic Chat Thread!

The Breaker says:
What
the
fuck
Hi [RIN],
[RIN RIN'SLASTNAME] added you as a friend on Facebook. We need to confirm that you know [RIN] in order for you to be friends on Facebook.
Tom says:
bwah?
The Breaker says:
I'm wondering
who the fuck this prick faggot is.
Tom says:
*waves*
nah, kidding
The Breaker says:
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=thisisnotarealurl
Who the fuck is this faggot?
Tom says:
the fuck
reject that shit
The Breaker says:
OH GOD
"Interested In:
Women
Men"
FUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCK
DELETE
Tom says:
HE WANTS YOUR BALLS IN HIS MOUTH!
The Breaker says:
WHY DID I ACCEPT
Tom says:
Because you want your balls in his mouth
The Breaker says:
THIS IS GOING ON TGH
Tom says:
lawlz
The Breaker says:
Brb, posting!

The Breaker says:
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=somemexicanfaggot
Who the fuck is this faggot
He added me on Facebook
Erick says:
loading...
um
some guy with your name
obviously wants to mount you in some pagan doppleganger orgy
The Breaker says:
By the way
Erick says:
lawl
The Breaker says:
I accepted for lulz
FIrst thing I see
Interested In:
Women
Men
FUCK
FUCKFUCKFUCK
Erick says:
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
toldja

[22:28] <Hide> Mr. Taylor chuckles and turns the car around. "Oh, Ethan, you're so crazy. Is any of that blood fresh? I wouldn't want Mindy to get excited."
[22:29] <@PremierRed> pause
[22:29] <Hide> k
[22:29] <@PremierRed> what was the name of the girl working the kinky kostumes shop?
[22:30] <Hide> I can't tell you if you don't remember
[22:30] <@PremierRed> I ask
[22:30] <@PremierRed> ya
[22:30] <@PremierRed> [22:30] <@PremierRed> "Was that the girl from the kostume shop?"
[22:32] <Hide> "No, Mindy's my exotic sex snake. She's the one in the cage beside you on the seat. That girl was Tiffany. She doesn't know about this mistress, so don't tell her." he winks at you in the rear view mirror.
[22:33] <@PremierRed> "Sex snake? How do you work a sex snake? Did you train it to service you or something?"
[22:34] <Hide> "Boy do I have lots to show you. WHy don't you let Mindy out of that cage there?"
[22:34] <@PremierRed> "Will she attack me for my blood?"
[22:35] <Hide> "Only if it isn't fresh. Don't worry about it. Just let her out."
[22:35] <@PremierRed> is the blood still wet, Hide?
[22:35] <@PremierRed> or fresh?
[22:35] <@PremierRed> or is it dry?
[22:36] <TheHide> it's barely damp.
[22:36] <@PremierRed> save
[22:36] <@PremierRed> I let the snake out
[22:36] <@PremierRed> this is so lulzy
[22:37] <TheHide> you go to let the snake out, but the cage door is already unlatched and the snake is gone.
[22:38] <@PremierRed> "Umm, the cage is already open. As a matter of fact, there is no snake."
[22:38] <TheHide> "Uh oh. She must have gotten loose again. Oh well. Just watch your neck."
[22:39] <@PremierRed> "Alright, Mr. Taylor."
[22:39] <@PremierRed> "You know, I would have never expected you to be into kink like this."
[22:39] <@PremierRed> "How many mistresses do you have?"
[22:39] <TheHide> "Well, since your a math student of mine, what do you say we make a math problem out of it?"
[22:40] <@PremierRed> "Sure."
[22:41] <TheHide> "One man has two children with his wife."
[22:41] <@PremierRed> k
[22:42] <TheHide> "One of those children is a hot young teenager by the time the man is thirty two."
[22:42] <@PremierRed> ok
[22:45] <@PremierRed> so
[22:45] <@PremierRed> "And?"
[22:45] <Hide> "That man rapes her while wearing a mask."
[22:45] <@PremierRed> "OK"
[22:45] <Hide> "That girl has a set of twins."
[22:46] <Hide> "Both females."
[22:46] <@PremierRed> I see
[22:46] <@PremierRed> "K"
[22:47] <Hide> "Each of those twins become prostitues who sell themselves on the street."
[22:48] <@PremierRed> "OK"
[22:49] <Hide> "Even though they don't know who it is, their grandpa becomes each of their main customers, under a different name."
[22:50] <@PremierRed> ok
[22:51] <@PremierRed> "Ok"
[22:51] <Hide> "He accidently kills one of them and has to chop up her cute body and put it into a blender and drink her up in order to escape the fuzz."
[22:52] <@PremierRed> "I see"
[22:55] <Hide> "The man then buys a sex snake in China Town and names it after her."
[22:55] <@PremierRed> "I see"
[22:55] <@PremierRed> "Where is the math problem in that?"
[22:55] <Hide> "What math problem?"
[22:56] <Hide> Mr. Taylor stops at your house. "We're here!" He smiles at you.
[22:56] <@PremierRed> "Ah. Thank you, again, Mr. Taylor."
[22:56] <@PremierRed> I step out
[22:56] <@PremierRed> "See you tomorrow."
[22:56] <Hide> "Anytime Ethan."
[22:57] <@PremierRed> I go in my house
[22:57] <@PremierRed> he is such a nice guy

12/10/2009 8:00:41 PM King Guinness Longshanks - Yeah but no really IQ's are silly
12/10/2009 8:00:48 PM King Guinness Longshanks - They're nothing but a dick-measuring number
12/10/2009 8:00:49 PM iCE_FAiRY - Indeed
12/10/2009 8:00:56 PM iCE_FAiRY - Nerd flexing :/
12/10/2009 8:01:11 PM iCE_FAiRY - You want a real test of ability, give someone a gun and lock them on an island with a bunch of other people with guns
12/10/2009 8:01:15 PM iCE_FAiRY - Oh, and boobytrap the entire palce
12/10/2009 8:01:18 PM iCE_FAiRY - Place, even
12/10/2009 8:01:24 PM King Guinness Longshanks - Battle Royale
12/10/2009 8:01:28 PM iCE_FAiRY - Yes.
12/10/2009 8:01:30 PM iCE_FAiRY - Very
12/10/2009 8:01:33 PM iCE_FAiRY - I love Battle Royale
12/10/2009 8:01:36 PM King Guinness Longshanks - Except everyone gets the same weapon
12/10/2009 8:01:41 PM iCE_FAiRY - I bought the novel, just because.
12/10/2009 8:01:44 PM iCE_FAiRY - Yeah, the combat knife
12/10/2009 8:01:55 PM King Guinness Longshanks - I was thinking a gun that shoots bees
12/10/2009 8:02:01 PM iCE_FAiRY - :/
12/10/2009 8:02:10 PM King Guinness Longshanks - BEE MINIGUN
12/10/2009 8:02:15 PM King Guinness Longshanks - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
12/10/2009 8:02:29 PM iCE_FAiRY - LOL
12/10/2009 8:02:45 PM King Guinness Longshanks - It's not necessarily an effective weapon
12/10/2009 8:02:52 PM King Guinness Longshanks - But it's fucking horrifying

dude says:
hey mr.shoe i know i havent talked to you for a long time but can i ask you something?
and i dont talk to you much to

Flan~Flan! says:
Sure bro
Call me Rin

dude says:
sorry if its offensive rin but
are you a girl o_o? just wondering XD

Flan~Flan! says:
Yeah, lol
the email address actually means MrsHoe
It's an inside joke >_>

dude says:
XD
ah ok thats just been on my mind a LONG time but anyways I wont bother you until like 3829493 years again XD

Flan~Flan! says:
No prob